so i am waiting for time to pass, which, by the way, is going waaaay too slowly for my liking.

for your entertainment, here's a convo i had with ~manjeeboo and her friend on facebook

Amy:but an immortal is actually a collaboration of a pirate and a ninja. so, having said that a pirate somehow got a ninja to get in bed with them..ahem. anyway, i hypothesize that, through also a collaboration of a ninja's weapon and a pirate's weapon, one could possibly, indeed have the chance of at least genetically separating the two...

Amanda:AMY LMAO I have never seen this side of you, but I am LOVING it.

Amy: it's my witty side. comes naturally, but only when i summon it.

Amanda:

John: For I must admit something...I am a pirate...... Read More
So Amanda, for the sake of the WORLD, there is something we must do

When YOU summon it? I reimbursed and augmented it Mwahaha. I have this affect on the public

Amanda: LMAO.

Only if it is for the sake of the world.

..heehee XD

John: Lol, of course I would not be doing this otherwise.
These immortal babies must be made for the sake of this world, if not this entire dimension as we know it!

Also itll be quite fun.

Amy: do you honestly think someone would have to practice speaking like this? you don't know me, thus, you could not have the chance to have such power.

even my amanda did not know of this part, did she, now? i happen to be filled with secrets.

Amanda: YOU GUYYYYYSSSS are totally making my mind like.. jizz or something.

Amy: BAHAHAHAHAHAH.

so, having all this top-secret information out in the open, do you not think that perhaps these immortal beings could possibly have the instict to wreak havoc on this world that we live? it is a possibility, you have to admit...genetic practice is not something to be messed with.

can i be an elf child?

Amanda: Of course

As long as John and I get to do the.. ehem.. "genetic practicing"

John: Your mind be a penis and my personality is the vagina
Sweet I get to be a girl in my self

Not to be messed with indeed thus why WE must mess with it our selves, chaos vs chaos always ends in peace or some shit I think
Lets find out, itll be funny

I think we have the technology to make you an elf, or atleast an Elf Pirate thingy

Amy: that is exactly the type of reckless mind that we must be aware of. as i sense, there is an evil mind among us.

Elves have been around for centuries, and we do live for a long time, though are not immortal..or so we believe. most of the elven race has yet to discover such, since we've lived so long, no one's really died yet, though we DO continue to age..so such an end as death is forethought.

John: Among us three?
Well its def fucking me then

Amy: that was implied.

Amanda: LMAO.

John: Lol, sweet.
Get to be the evil one for a chance. Mwaha fools
Im only using littefairs breeding chamber to create my OWN race of immortals to eliminate threat of the Elven warriors and their cousin bigfoot

Amanda: Can I be your queen of evil dark-wrathness? :3

John: that was implied

Amanda: woop woop!

John: I didnt expect much less, with my mind personality skills and your cleavage.
We...well we will own all!

Amy: You may have an evil mind, but those who are evil are known to be reckless.

Others, however, know to have wit. Thus, are quick and have much wisdom.

Amanda: have the wisdom in this relationship.
However, my cleavage is a disguise for that!

John: Im a guy, we are already known for being reckless due to our dangling sack of testerone

Amanda: LMAO.

John: Lol, yes as people are distracted by the traditional phrase of bigger the breast, smaller the brain they are not aware that the brain is actually INSIDE the breast.
Thus littlefair has 3 brains, 3x the power.
3X THE EVIL.

Amy: you also lack in your knowledge--for our ancesty do not consist of bigfoot, but the sasquatch.

Amanda: LMAO WTF.

Zomg. Ahahahahah

John: I do not lack knowledge - as littlefair is well aware off I hide it behind stupidity and shear dumbassness to disguise to my TRUE mind, the true genius that lays beyond these succulent walls that are my flesh

Amy: and you also do not know of the schemes in which the female gender conjure.

John: Exactly, thus why I have recruited Littlefair
I am sure she knows a little something about the arts of being a woman

Amanda: Actually you know, John is really smart.
Surprisingly so.

Do not doubt his intelligence, for it will bite you in the tushie!

John: and biting the tushie I have quite the practice in - beware the might!

Amanda: OH BOY.

Amy: my amanda knows the arts of befalling a man, as well as any other woman does. for she has betrayed you, and has agreed to keep safe the elven race through our oath!

Amanda: I'll save the elves.

Any other motherbuckers wanna mess, they're gonna taste the IRON CLEAVAGE OF CLEAVAGEY HORRIBLEGOODNESS.

Amy: dear john, you forget the fact that conjuring a Super Duper Ninja Star of Trapping the Immortals and/or Disarming them weapon would be nearly impossible for a soul to keep teaching down their line of ancestry, generation by generation, UNLESS the being that conjures such weaponry is able to last decades at a time.

JUST AS AN ELF.

John: Sweet, betray me or not - I'll still have an billocuplet of immortal baby children thingies.

Who will then commence in doing immortal baby things.
They will start with the ELVES. and sasquatch

Well Amy, now it CAN.
Thank you for making me aware of this fact - for you had an advantage but you forget I can change history.
Hell...I could just make elves not exist but then I wont get to make immortal babies which is not fun

Amy: the elves are too quick, they could take an immortal child down in a heartbeat--much quicker, considering that elven time is different than your time.

John: Did you forget? Littlefair is INFACT an elf ninja
Thus our baby army will consinst of immortal elven babies.
How can your puny mortals handle this?
Also we have a deathstar

Amy: a deathstar that the elves created themselves.
and amanda is not an elf ninja, she is a moonchild ninja. they are different. close in appearance, but two completely different beings.

John: Appearance is EVERYTHING - welcome to america.
Your plan is flawed and you can not handle this.

Also - you forget the shear awesomness Amanda possesses.
If she wants to be a god damn elf, she is one

Lol this is amandas way of saying "GTFO my Wall"

Amy: apparently you do not possess such awsomeness yourself, at least not in your spelling.

John: Every word is correct - except the ones I made up of course.

Amy: and i am not an american. i am canadian, so your words dont apply to me

John: damn you america's hat.

Amanda: LMAO I LOVE YOU AMY.

John, I must say, I'm feeling the love there, too. Hahahahah

John: Lol, but...amy got caps.

Im tired ya know, I can't be Awesome 24/7 I had quite a rough week for your information

Amanda: Haha awww wanna talk about it Mr. Dominator-of-all-inferior-races?
I know that job can get tiring sometimes. :/

John: Lol, yea well. Their is this one pesky damn race, the humans ya know.
They're like fucking cockroaches [who were also a bitch to exterminate from my world]
They try so hard to survive and in the process begin to dissolve and decay my precious world I try to preserve so nicely.

Amy: yes, i do get caps. this is due to the fact that i am superior in raftiness (which is a word). i am crafty, majestic, and daunting in every way.

humans suck.

John: Humans do suck, thus why we should extinguish them all. It'll be fun!
So will you, ambassador of the Elves join us?

Amanda: Please do!

Amy: I am partially offended, for the word "embassador" seems to masculine for my liking. if you could come up with another word, more feminine, i shall consider it.

John: Ambassada more to your persuasion?
Or do you like "Woman who represents the Elves to make connections and alliances with other races" suit you better?

Amy: ..how about, "Amy, Emissary and Queen of the Elven Race"?

John: I like it


IMMA BEACHA, FOOLS'! WACHA GONNA DO?!


bahahahahaa, sillyyyyy.